Have you had a most dapper day? I've had a jolly good day, thank you!
I've been speaking in a British accent since this happened:
That would be about a day and a half.
Joey just looks at me funny. By jove, I can't help it, I tell you! My accent tends to be Jane Austen proper meets Harry Potter expressions meets Texas Twang on repeat. Mixed in with a bit'o Irish brogue from time to time just to keep him guessing. Blimey!
I'm feeling a bit peckish. That's hungry for the layperson. Cheerio, old chap!