Have you ever noticed how guys put on Chapstick? If not, you should. They put it on like they are teaching their lips a lesson. After watching Joey put on Chapstick in this fashion, I decided to get to the bottom of it. Here is how our conversation went:
Me: Why do you put it on like that?
Joey: Like what?
Me: All violent like and smeary. Why do guys do that?
Joey: Simple. To avoid looking gay or feminine.
Me: What? So you actually make a conscious effort to put it on like that?
Joey: Look, you already feel like a girl putting it on. You've got to be distinctive. You don't want to look like a chick putting on lipstick.
Me: Oh. I guess in a way that makes sense.