If you ever would like to bribe me, please do so with Caramel Delights and Thin Mints. That would work beautifully. I shouldn't have let you let you in on my weakness, but then again I would be so happy if someone indulged it. I have said before, I would not be surprised if the streets of heaven were paved with Caramel Delights. I mean seriously, the Keebler Elves have nothing on the Girl Scouts. And of course, like Christmas and Peppermint Mochas, they are available only for a season. I'm waiting for a generic brand of Girl Scout Cookies to come out on the market that way I can get them all year around. Just waiting on the patent to run out...
In all seriousness, there is a reason why Peppermint Mochas and Thin Mints are only around for a while. We would all be fat. The scout delivered 4 boxes on Saturday and as of two minutes ago, they're gone. I for one, have already eaten my weight in Caramel Delights TODAY. It is quite possible that sometime around midnight Joey might roll over in bed and find that he does not have a wife, but rather a large Thin Mint lying next to him. It is so nice to know that my entire workout at the gym was dedicated to working off a sleeve of Thin Mints.
Ok, on second thought, I probably was unable to work off but half the sleeve. That means the rest is just excess. I might as well have taped a few Thin Mints to my butt, because that is where it's going. That's it. I am not allowed anymore Girl Scout Cookies. Unless of course you bribe me and then I might just have to reconsider.
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